At
my cousin’s cottage, their dinner table is on the main floor. Each person has
his or her own chair, as if it were perfectly planned. I guess the cottage gods
were on our side the day my aunt and uncle bought it. But anyways, my cousin Michael wanted
to play chef. So we went in the basement and got our supplies ready. I was the
waitress, Sam and Stephanie were the customers and Michael was the chef. Of
course we used fake food, but I would love to see how using real food would’ve
turned out. Anyways, Michael was having a lot of fun cooking random food and experimenting
with different colours and flavours. Let’s just say, Fillet a la mode with fish
eggs and gobstoppers with a side of mayonnaise would NOT go down easy. Okay, so while I sat down my
‘customers’, I noticed that we didn’t have any chairs for them to sit down on. So
I went up and got two of the ones from the dining room. We were told MULTIPLE
TIMES to make sure to take extra care of the chairs because of we lose one,
someone is going to have to sit on the floor. So we continued on with the
chairs, sharing witty banter to enhance the experience.
Get
it? UN OEUF? ENOUGH? Hohohohohoho…
After
Michael brought out their food, Sam decided to add a bit of comedy to the game.
Each and every plate of food Michael brought out; Sam got more and more upset.
He either told me the food was terrible, or it wasn’t what he wanted. He would
talk in this weird fake French accent and went a bit out of control. Apparently
it wasn’t enough, so he decided to pick up the chair. And throw it. Across the
room. Hard. And he broke it into pieces.
Each
and every single on of the legs snapped off. So, being the greatest cousin in
the world, we all agreed to not tell their mom. Because we all knew that she
would FREAK if she found out. So, Sam thought we just shouldn’t tell her at
all. But my wonderful brain decided that it would be more believable that we
didn’t do anything if we told her straight away. So we came up with the idea
that all that happened, was that Sam was just wiggling around in the chair, and
it eventually just snapped. Okay, it wasn’t the BEST story, but it was better
than THROWING IT ACROSS THE ROOM. So we went up stairs, and came partially
clean about what happened. So everything was going pretty well until Michael
decided to add, “That’s not what happened, you threw it across the room!”. Wow.
Way. To. Go. Michael. So that’s when it went crazy.
Basically,
someone ended up sitting on the floor at dinner that night.
*Hem Hem SAM*